Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Disoriented


It was early in the morning and as I came out from the wash room, under the dim light, I was surprised and aghast to see my colleague, John Morbid, with his underwear on, was standing next to the door of the hotel room, With the front part of his underwear pulled way down below his scrotum he was urinating against the wall whilst his dreamy eyes was staring at the ceiling. Out of courtesy and not to embarrass him, I didn't say anything and just came out from the washroom and went to the desk next to my bed.

Upon hearing the noise coming from the desk, John stopped urinating abruptly, pulled up his underwear and seem to have awoken from a spell or hangover. He drank too much beer the previous night.

Hey pal, it's your turn for the washroom.” I said.
Ah yes, thank you.” he murmured.

I was fully dressed up when he came out from the washroom. He was wrapped up with a large towel and walked slowly to his bed side. I had switched on all the light and the wet floor could easily be seen.

John, the floor near the door is wet. What happened? A leaking ceiling?” I asked.
No, it isn't. I spilled a bottle of mineral water while you were in the washroom.” he replied.
Oh, I see.” I said.

What a lousy lie I thought. John opened his bag and took out a used short pant and proceeded to mop up the liquid from the floor. After that he simply stuffed the pant back into his bag.

Yak! If only I knew his habit well, I wouldn't want to share the hotel room with him. I was lucky as he would be checking out in the late afternoon.

On our way to attend the refresher course, I stopped by the counter at the lobby and informed the staff there that I wanted my room to be cleaned up for the day.